Thankfully, many people are on the social dating app for either a laugh or to meet someone for a date, or maybe more.There’s no way of knowing, so you might as well have fun with it.Let’s make your match’s day and send them something funny and interesting.Here are some funny Tinder pick-up lines you should definitely try.Here, it’s made more grotesque than usual by context: on the previous page, they advocate turning off the AC because a made-up-sounding chemical in your sweat boosts arousal. "Keep a spray bottle filled with ice water next to the bed, and give each other a strategic spritz to extend the encounter… "Use silicone-based lube to give each other pre-nooky rubdowns." Bonus: it’s water-resistant, so it’ll never come off! "Mix one tablespoon of saliva (the kind deep in your throat works best — its viscosity makes it a good substitute for lube) with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit." They don't really explain if you're supposed to whisk it together in a bowl in the kitchen, or if you should just hock a loogie onto his pre-moistened junk, but I trust your judgment. Studies found that the smell of mint has a revitalizing effect. The smell of cinnamon buns increases men's blood flow 'down there.'" Good hard science from 's resident M. It's a guaranteed way to feel like a sexbot without having to whisper anything about coins. “Slip your hand into his back pocket and lightly stroke his ass… "When he's on his way home from work, start giving yourself some solo pleasure and 'accidentally' dial him up. One of them is a handsome space cowboy and the other is a rapey space robot who says “Now you will experience the pleasure power.” But that game’s not for everyone. "Give him a beer facial — the combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity… "If your guy is suddenly going around all happy and whistling, then you need to find out why." 39.
And always remember the sage words of : "Lick his eyelids, and then blow on your saliva." As true today as when it was written. Throughout my long tenure writing Ridiculous Tips For A Miserable Sex Life, I've taken aim at various targets, but one publication stands out as a bastion of weird and wacky sex advice — always chipper, always in a numbered list, and always ill-advised.is just a girl, standing in front of a boy, trying to figure what to do with his penis. …Take his shaft between your open palms and tap it back and forth, almost like you're volleying a tennis ball.Below is a Dad joke that has been used on Tinder for a while now. They’re easy to tell, everyone knows what to expect, and they can also be a great ice-breaker. You might want to save it for a little later, and then try again once you’ve figured out their humor.If that’s too long winded, try something shorter, like: If you’re looking for more of these type of jokes, check out Nice One, Dad. And I’m not talking about the “Yo momma so…” whatever jokes. You never know, you could get suspended from the social dating app, which I’m sure you don’t want to happen if you’re trying to get a date. Don’t be “that guy.”If none of these have worked, you can always go back to the classics.